"CALL ON GOD, BUT ROW AWAY FROM THE ROCKS"

Hunter S. Thompson issues marching orders against the Bush "mandate":

Their army is how much bigger than mine? Three percent? Well shucks, Bubba. Now is the time to establish a network and an attitude," he said. "You make friends in moments of defeat. People in defeat tend to bond because they need each other. We can't take the attitude that it's over and we give up. We're still here.

Brothers and sisters, it's time to turn pro.