"I think I could do more here."

Generation Y chicken-hawks attending the Young Republican national convention explain why they won't sign up to fight the war they claim to support.

• Frankly, I want to be a politician. I'd like to survive to see that.
• As long as there's a steady stream of volunteers, I don't see why I necessarily should volunteer.
• If there was a need presented, I would go.
• It's always in the back of my mind - to enlist.
• We don't have to be there physically to fight it.
• I'm in college right now, but who knows? The bug may get me after college.

At least craven punks are in the right party.