PEOPLE IN GLASS VATICANS...

Reuters informs us that Pope Benedict has condemned same-sex unions as fake and expressions of "anarchic freedom" that threatened the future of the family.

Lets review:

an·ar·chy, n., Absence of any form of political authority.

free·dom, n., Liberty of the person from slavery, detention, or oppression.

Viva Anarchic Freedom!

And no offense, but if I was the "Holy Father" in charge of an organization that demands celibacy from my employees, I would hesitate before charging someone else with threatening the future of the family.

And if my authority stemmed from a Heavenly Father and a Son conceived by a Holy Ghost, I would think twice before calling anyone's family "fake".