Dear SCAM,
During yesterday's game, the Bears' return specialist ran a punt back 75 yards for a third-quarter score and, 10 minutes later, returned a kickoff 88 yards for another touchdown.
But didn't I read that Deven Hester retired?
-- Confused in Chicago
Dear Confused,
I believe you're thinking of Denny Hastert.
-- SCAM
Monday, November 26, 2007
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I get those two confused also.
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