The Sex Scandal Gap

Dear Democrats,

In light of this latest prostitution bust involving another hypocritical Republican, isn't it is time we stepped up our game? Are Democrats going to let the GOP completely monopolize every anti-sex scold caught with prostitutes news story?

Our party has a rich history of sex scandals, but by confining our sex lives to our spouses and significant others, we are in grave danger of letting the Republicans make sexual hypocrisy a cornerstone of their brand.

The time to act is now.

-- SCAM