That would certainly explain these Onion-worthy "More Inside" bullet-headings from the front page of this morning's Trib:
- Christmas all but canceled for Iraqi Christians. Page 11
- Rumsfeld will stop using machine to sign letters to dead soldiers' kin. Page 13
But when it comes to making a joke out of covering the day's awful news, they will have a hard time ever matching-up with this periodical.