JESSE JACKSON JR. REJECTS ALL WHITES!

The Sun-Times reports that J.J.J. has lost nearly 50 pounds in nine months:

Jackson -- who often teases that eating healthy on the South Side means switching from Harold's Chicken to J.J. Fish -- sliced his food intake from more than 5,000 to fewer than 2,000 calories a day.

What did he cut out?

"Basically everything white," he said. "Flour, sugar, rice. Anything refined. That's what you have to do."

Note: If you think the title of this post was bad, just be thankful that I didn't base it on this J³ quote: "I got shots in the butt once a week for three months to boost my metabolism."

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