Wednesday, October 31, 2007

A Modest Proposal

Teenage girls, I'm afraid you must make a choice...

You may either: 1) go trick-or-treating, or 2) wear a costume with cleavage.

The choice is yours, but you must choose.

Décolletage or candy.

You can't have both.

Thank you.

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