My lickspittle told me I never cease to amaze him.
"McCain likes to call himself a maverick, but he votes with George W. Bush more than 90% of the time. That's not a maverick. That's a sidekick." -- Senator Robert Casey, Pennsylvania.
"Austin Mayor" is not a real name.
"Austin Mayor" is not a title.
"Austin Mayor" is a pseudonym.
"Austin Mayor" is a simulacrum.
"Austin Mayor" is performance art.
"Austin Mayor" is a brand without a product.
"Austin Mayor" is your imaginary friend.
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