Friday, August 08, 2008

An Open Letter to John Edwards

Asshole,

When you talked so eloquently about "Two Americas", I didn't realize you had a family for each.

Can I have my campaign donations back now?

-- SCAM


1 comment:

So-Called Austin Mayor said...

Sen. Edwards,

Thanks for taking the time from your family (families?) to make such a thoughtful contribution to the blog.

If there is anything I can do to help smooth your transition into shameful silence and eventual obscurity, please let me know.

-- SHAM
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