The Naperville Sun covered the Wheaton Independence Day parade:
Big Queenie [a 10,000 pound Barnes and Bailey Circus elephant sponsored by the Republican Party of DuPage County] definitely got the attention of the crowd just before the corner of Main and Wesley streets, when she stopped and relieved herself.And that, dear friends, sums up the last 50 years of DuPage County politics in a nutshell.
One woman, not wishing to be identified, said it was the highlight of the parade.
"She stopped, took a dump and everyone cheered."
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