Dear GOD! That's embarrassing! He can't dance, he can't bowl...I bet he can't even SING! How much more like us can he possibly be?! I can just see the attack ads...
"Austin Mayor" is not a real name.
"Austin Mayor" is not a title.
"Austin Mayor" is a pseudonym.
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Dear GOD! That's embarrassing! He can't dance, he can't bowl...I bet he can't even SING! How much more like us can he possibly be?! I can just see the attack ads...
I think most people could beat a 37. I think John Kerry did 4 years ago.
Also what is up with the velcro shoes he is wearing.
OneMan
A 37! This is going to be worse than John Kerry "hunting."
One thing of which we can be certain is that a President Obama will not reinstall the bowling alley in the White House basement.
-- SCAM
so-called "Austin Mayor"
http://austinmayor.blogspot.com
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