I'll bet he doesn't think much of those teens in the baggy dungarees either.

5ives, Merlin's lists of five things, presents:

Five things that are getting under Zell Miller’s hide

1. John Kerry openly supports difficult-to-open jars of hard candy
2. Dueling pistols now stored behind the counter at the Wal-Mart
3. Do-nothing liberal colleagues want to cut his generous coffee and Vivarin stipend
4. That ole’ possum just keeps a-gettin’ into his seed corn
5. Who keeps moving his slippers?

Is Zell Miller barking mad or was his performance another step in the elaborate plan to make Alan Keyes look comparatively semi-reasonable.