Monday, May 22, 2006

Jay Mariotti, This is Why You Will Deserve It When I Punch You in the Face

"[Y]ou've pretty much been a rabble-rouser since exiting the womb with a smart-aleck grin. ***
You're an instigator, an agitator, a troublemaker, a wise guy."


UMRBlog said...

Even though all you say is true...and more, please keep in mind that face-punching is a usually illegal and universally not constructive method of conflict resolution.

It was either Ron Artest or Rodney King, I just can't remember which who said "Can't we all just get along?" At least I'm pretty sure it wasn't Mike Tyson.

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So-Called Austin Mayor said...


I believe there has been a misunderstanding.

I do not intend to punch Mr. Mariotti in the face in order to resolve a conflict. I intend to punch him in the face so that I can then punch him in the belly.

Sorry about the confusion.


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