How to Edit a Wing-Nut (If You Must): The Word According to Ann Coulter

The national treasure known as Drink at Work has provided Notes from Ann Coulter's Editor:

• Please check to ensure that each sentence has a subject and a verb, not simply a target and a racial slur.
• Contrary to your impassioned statements, James G. Watt's environmental policies did not, in fact, bring back the unicorn.
• Introductory elements of a sentence typically tend to establish either time or condition, not the author's overwhelming insecurity or need to avenge third-grade taunts.
• Keep your sentences simple, not your thoughts.
• The word "God" does not appear in the U.S. Constitution. Neither does the word "genocide."

More Notes for Ms. Coulter here.