“If a coke dealer has your ID -- it doesn’t look so good.”

Radar Magazine reports on a videotape in which a self-described downtown D.C coke-dealer relates his late-night run-in with First Daughter Jenna Bush -- he shows off her wallet and college ID as souvenirs -— and insinuates that the two shared more than just drinks.

Even if this story is true, it is still not too late for Parillo to save Jenna from herself.