Friday, August 04, 2006

I'm No Bravehart


After extensive scientific experimentation, I have determined that I am incapable of drinking so much alcohol that I become a raving anti-semite.

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"Austin Mayor" is not a real name. "Austin Mayor" is not a title. "Austin Mayor" is a pseudonym. "Austin Mayor" is a simulacrum. "Austin Mayor" is performance art. "Austin Mayor" is a brand without a product. "Austin Mayor" is your imaginary friend.