Friday, September 02, 2005


Francesco Marciuliano, the genius behind Drink at Work, reveals What President Bush Did Instead of Providing Immediate or Even Adequate Federal Assistance to New Orleans:
  • Emphatically stressed a "zero tolerance" stance against looters or any African-American caught with a sandwich.
  • Tried to first establish a connection between Katrina's devastation and either Syria or Iran.
  • Wanted all refugees to sign a loyalty oath before boarding bus or being hoisted into helicopter.
  • Upon hearing of storm's incalculable destruction in Louisiana and Mississippi, Bush immediately boarded Air Force One and flew into Arizona to talk about Medicare.
  • Addressed nation with a relaxed demeanor that would seem wildly inappropriate at a pool party.
  • more

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