Friday, September 02, 2005

BUSH DISASTER PLAN REVEALED

Francesco Marciuliano, the genius behind Drink at Work, reveals What President Bush Did Instead of Providing Immediate or Even Adequate Federal Assistance to New Orleans:
  • Emphatically stressed a "zero tolerance" stance against looters or any African-American caught with a sandwich.
  • Tried to first establish a connection between Katrina's devastation and either Syria or Iran.
  • Wanted all refugees to sign a loyalty oath before boarding bus or being hoisted into helicopter.
  • Upon hearing of storm's incalculable destruction in Louisiana and Mississippi, Bush immediately boarded Air Force One and flew into Arizona to talk about Medicare.
  • Addressed nation with a relaxed demeanor that would seem wildly inappropriate at a pool party.
  • more

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