DRINK, DRANK, DRUNK

Dr. Justin Frank, a Washington D.C. psychiatrist and author of Bush On The Couch: Inside The Mind Of The President:

"I do think that Bush is drinking again. Alcoholics who are not in any program, like the President, have a hard time when stress gets to be great.

"I think it's a concern that Bush disappears during times of stress. He spends so much time on his ranch. It's very frightening."

I always thought that "passed out from choking on a pretzel" story seemed a little phony.

Oh wait... That quote is from The National Enquirer... Nevermind...

Besides, who ever heard of a drunk falling off the wagon when the going got tough?