"I do think that Bush is drinking again. Alcoholics who are not in any program, like the President, have a hard time when stress gets to be great.I always thought that "passed out from choking on a pretzel" story seemed a little phony.
"I think it's a concern that Bush disappears during times of stress. He spends so much time on his ranch. It's very frightening."
Oh wait... That quote is from The National Enquirer... Nevermind...
Besides, who ever heard of a drunk falling off the wagon when the going got tough?