WHAT WOULD COWBOY JESUS DO?

From selltheranch.com:

You've said that you communicate with God, that you talk to Jesus. So what would Jesus do? Would not Jesus Christ sell one of his luxury homes to help the indigent, huddled masses yearning to breathe free? At auction, your Ranch would fetch at least a couple million dollars. Would Jesus not donate that money to the poor and starving?

Note: As the son of a cowboy, I must point out that Bush's Crawford home is not a ranch. Ranches have cattle.

It would be more accurate to call it "the Bush Compound" or "the Texas Villa"... or "Lil' Georgie's Fantasy Camp".