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- So-Called Austin Mayor
- "Austin Mayor" is not a real name. "Austin Mayor" is not a title. "Austin Mayor" is a pseudonym. "Austin Mayor" is a simulacrum. "Austin Mayor" is performance art. "Austin Mayor" is a brand without a product. "Austin Mayor" is your imaginary friend.
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You got me all excited. It's just a Les Paul studio. I was expecting a mid-50's gold top or something...
If he were a real liberal, he'd have a Strat anyway... ;-)
Any Les Paul seems pretty fancy to a guy like me who buys his musical instruments at Target.
Man, he's poor compared to the rest of the Senate. Durbin too.
If only he was an heir to a major healthcare conglomerate like the Majority Leader... Then he could afford that mid-50s gold top.
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