Wednesday, September 27, 2006

By The Company You Keep

From The Beachwood Reporter's [Wednesday] Papers:
On one side of the [foie gras] debate: Mahatma Gandhi, Pope Benedict XVI, St. Francis of Assisi, the Prophet Muhammed, and, by the way, Paul Harvey.

On the other side: Ald. Bernie Stone, Ald. Burt Natarus, and Mayor Richard M. Daley.

Just sayin'.
I'll admit it, dear reader -- I don't know you that well.

But if you're not reading The Beachwood Reporter every day, I know you're not as smart as you could should be.

2 comments:

pathickey said...

. . . But then along comes the proverbial fat kid on the teeter-tauter - Ol' Joe Moore Himself. OOOOOPPPPS . . .And that 'settles' that.

Bridget said...

You forgot the legions of rabbis that are urging ol' Bert and (B)ernie to keep the foie gras ban intact.

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