Spurred by Mr. Huckabee's modest proposal, here are some things -- other than the Constitution of the United States of America -- that may need to be changed so they're "in God's standards":
* The Speed of Light -- Scientists claim that electromagnetic radiation propagates in a vacuum at 186,282 miles/second.
By contrast, Genesis 1:3 states, "And God said, Let there be light: and there was light." In dry air with a temperature of 70 F, the speed of God's statement, or any sound, sound is merely 770 mph. Although the humidity variables due to the Spirit of God's movement "upon the face of the waters" could impact the calculation, the Speed of Light clearly must be adjusted down to approximately 770 mph "so it's in God's standards." * The Geological Record -- Stratigraphic evidence has convinced scientists that the Earth is 4.5 to 4.6 billion years old. Furthermore, radiometric dating verified that the relative time scale determined by stratigraphers is absolutely correct, a result that could only have been obtained if both the relative time scale and radiometric dating methods were independently correct.
Of course, creationists like Mr. Huckabee know that our planet was actually created in just six 24-hour days only six to ten thousand years ago.
Therefore, the geological record of billions and billions of years of stratification and transformation of the Earths crust must be reduced to 120,000 months "so it's in God's standards."
* Linnaean Taxonomy -- Although it has been modified as our understanding of the relationships between living things has changed, biological scientists have relied on Carl Linnaeus' robust hierarchical system -- classifying living creatures in domains and kingdoms all the way down to genera and species -- for more than two centuries. Although it would appear to have passed the test of time, the Linnaean system of biological categorization is woefully flawed in light of "the word of the living God."
Under Linnaeus' system, whales are those Cetaceans which are not members of the families Delphinidae, Platanistoidae or Phocoenidae. This may seem perfectly harmless, but consider: the Linnaean system asserts that order Cetaceans is a member of the class Mammalia.
But Jonah 1:17 of "the word of the living God" tells us that the whale that swallowed and housed Jonah for 3 days was "a great fish" not a warm-blooded, vertebrate animal characterized by the presence of sweat glands -- including milk producing sweat glands to feed their live born offspring -- by hair, a neocortex region in the brain and a four-chambered heart.
So the Linnaean Taxonomy must be tossed to put our characterization of animal life in line with "the word of the living God."
* The Global Earth -- Although scientific experimentation and simple human observation have determined that our home planet is spherical, "the word of the living God" says otherwise.
Revelation 7:1 states, "And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree." Clearly corners are not an attribute of a round planet, and thus, the Earth cannot be a globe.
Therefore, the globes in homes and classrooms around the nation must be flattened to conform with "the word of the living God."
These may seem like extreme measures, but it will be much easier than trying to change
UPDATE -- In his backpedaling from 67 year-old Chuck Norris' comments about 71 year-old John McCain's age, Mr. Huckabee said the following: "It is a very stressful position... I'm not going to say he's too old. I think he's got a lot of inner strength, good genetic factors by his mom." (emphasis added)
So apparently, the science of genetics -- at least maternal genetics -- is "in God's standards."
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"Let There Be Light"
"In The Beginning" The Creator said, "Let There Be Light, and there was Light"
"Let There Be Light" "The Beginning of The Creation of Elohim('god')" ('god'
is of greek mythology)
Revealtions 3:14 testifies that The Messiah, was "The Beginning of The Creation
of Elohim(Father of All)"! And The Messiah testified that His Elohim and
Father(Creator) is The Elohim and Father(Creator) of His Brethren. (John 20:17)
It is very important to both know and experience The Messiah as He was, is and
always will be, and also to know the "glory He had with Our Father" before He
was
born in "the likeness of sinful flesh". (John 17:5, Rom 8:3)
First, let me simply state that i believe the "catholic" and "christian" systems
of religious theo'ry'logy are Anti-Messiah for they either "imag"ine a 'messiah'
who is one-head of a three-headed pagan "god", or a 'messiah' who is "god", or a
'messiah' who is but an exalted messenger(angel) or prophet.
It is needful to believe that The Messiah was, is and always will be "The Son of
The Living Elohim", and that there is but "One True Elohim, HE WHO is Father of
ALL". (Mat 16:16, Eph 4:6) Once again, The Messiah testified that His Elohim and
His Father(Creator), is also The Elohim(Creator) and Father(Creator)" of His
Brethren. (John 20:17)
"Let There Be Light"
The Messiah simply testified in John 17:5 "And now, O Father, glorify Me with
YOUR own self with the glory that I had with YOU before the world began".
Prior to that testimony The Messiah testified, "Yet a little while is The Light
with you. Walk while you have The Light, lest darkness comes upon you: for he
that walks in darkness does not know where he goes. While you have Light,
believe in The Light, that you may be the children of Light." (John 12:35-36)
And the apostle John testified: "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was
with Elohim, and The Word was(not is) Elohim. The same was in the beginning with
Elohim. All things were made by Him; and without Him was not any thing made that
was made. In Him was life; and the life was The Light of men. And The Light
shined in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not. There was a man sent
from EL(Elohim can at times be plural, EL is The Only True Elohim, Father of
All), whose name was John. The same came for a witness, to bear witness of The
Light, that all men through Him might believe. He(John the baptist) was not that
Light, but was sent to bear witness of that Light. That was the True Light,
which enlightens every man that comes into the world. He(The Messiah) was in the
world, and the world was made by Him, and the world knew Him not. He came unto
His own, and His own received Him not. But as many as received Him, to them gave
He power to become the sons of EL, even to them that believe on His name: Which
were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man,
but of "The Only True Elohim"." (John 1:1-13)
And the apostle John testified in John 3:17-21: "For Our Father sent not his Son
into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through Him might be
saved. He that believes on Him is not condemned: but he that believes not is
condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only begotten
Son of EL(Our Father). And this is the condemnation, that Light is come into the
world, and men loved darkness rather than Light, because their deeds were evil.
For every one that does evil hates The Light, neither comes to The Light, lest
his deeds should be reproved. But he that does Truth comes to The Light, that
his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in EL(Our Father)."
In John 12:34 the people asked, "Who is this Son of man? Then in John 12:35-36,
"The Messiah said unto them, yet a little while is The Light with you. Walk
while you have The Light, lest darkness come upon you: for he that walks in
darkness does not know where he goes. While you have Light, believe in The
Light, that you may be the children of Light. The Messiah spoke these things,
and departed, and hid Himself from them."
Simply, "In The Beginning" The Only True Elohim spoke The Word, "Let There Be
Light", "And there was Light"! "And there was evening(darkness) and there was
morning(Light), The First Day". (Gen 1:5) Certainly such "Light" was not
"natural" light, for "natural" light, the sun, moon, and stars were not created
until the "fourth day" (Gen 1:14-19)
"In the beginning", "The First Day", The Father of All created "The Light",
without which Creation and Life, as we now know and experience it, could not
have been.
The First Day, "The Light", The Messiah, "The Beginning of the Creation of
Elohim(HE WHO is The Only True Elohim and Father of ALL)"! (Gen 1:3, Rev 3:14,
John 17:3, Eph 4:6) And "The Only True Elohim" created all "things" by, through,
and for "The Light", The Messiah, "The Son of The Living Elohim" and "Son of
man". (Col 1:15, Eph 3:9, Mat 16:16, Mat 12:32)
And "The True Light which enlightens every man coming into the world", was born
as a child destined to be The Messiah. (John 1:9, Mat 1:21)
The Messiah, "The Light of the world". (John 8:12, 9:5)
The Messiah, "The firstborn of every creature(all creation)". (Col 1:15)
The Messiah,"The firstborn among many brethren". (Rom 8:29)
The Messiah, "The firstborn from among the dead". (Col 1:18)
The Messiah, "A servant of The Only True Elohim". (Isa 42:1-7)
The Messiah, "The Lamb of EL". (John 1:29,36)
Once again: "In The Beginning" Our Father, "The Only True Elohim" spoke: "Let
there be Light, and there was Light"! The Messiah, "The Beginning of the
Creation of Elohim", "the firstborn of every creature(all creation)". (Gen 1:3,
John 17:3, Rev 3:14, Col 1:15)
All Praise and Glory to Our Father!
The Messiah, The Creation of "The Only True Elohim, Father of ALL"! (Rev 3:14)
The Messiah, "made so much better than the angels"! (Heb 1:4)
The Messiah, "The Light of the world"! (John 8:12, 9:5)
Paul experienced "The Light " on the road to Damascus. "And it came to pass,
that, as I made my journey, and came near unto Damascus about noontime, suddenly
a great Light from Heaven shone round about me. And I fell unto the ground, and
heard a voice saying unto me, Saul, Saul, why do you persecute Me? And I
answered, "Who are You, Master"? And He said unto me, I am Yehowshuwa' (Yahshua,
Joshua) of Nazareth, Whom you persecute. And they that were with me saw The
Light, and were afraid; but they did not hear the voice of Him that spoke to me.
And I said, "What shall I do, Master"? And He said unto me, arise and go into
Damascus, and there you shall be told all things which are appointed for you to
do. And when I could not see for the glory of that Light, I was led by the hand
into Damascus." (Acts 22:6-11)
Paul also testified, "At midday I saw in the way a Light from Heaven, ABOVE THE
BRIGHTNESS OF THE SUN, shining round about me and those who journeyed with me.
And when we were all fallen to the earth, I heard a voice speaking unto me, and
saying in the HEBREW tongue, Saul, Saul, why do you persecute Me? It is hard for
you to kick against the pricks." (The Messiah could not have told Paul, "I am
jesus(pagan)" for He spoke in the "HEBREW tongue") (Acts 26:13-14)
And The Messiah, "The Light of the world", "The Lamb of EL", is also The Light
of The New Heavenly Yerusalem! (Rev 21:22-23)
Sadly, those who "love this world and it's things" yet love darkness more than
The Light and they will abide in the darkness they loved forever ;-( (1John
2:15, John 3:19-20)
Sadder yet, systems of religion that are of this world, such as "catholicism",
"christianity", "judaism", "islam",.etc., have so perverted The Testimonies,
that today, as in the yesterdays gone by, "The Way of Truth is evil spoken of"
because of their theo'ry'logical, heretical doctrines ;-( Doctrines that are of
men, and especially those "imag"ined theo'ry'logical doctrines which seek to
define The Only True Elohim, Father(Creator) of All. (2Peter 2:1-2)
All such doctrines are but the product of mankind's "imag"ination and mankind's
"imag"ination is destroying and perverting Creation(earth, air, water,
creatures, Truth, Love, Peace, Joy, Hope, .etc.)
Yes, sadly ;-( Creation is being destroyed by self-willed men who could care
less about that which is of Truth(What Is, Was, and always Will Be), and care
even less about those things which they can not comprehend apart from their
"natural" senses and mental processes ;-(
And Truth testifies, The Creator "will destroy those who destroy the earth(HIS
Creation)"(Rev 11:18).
Sadly, in this wicked world, those who seek profit will naturally overcome those
who do not ;-(
Yet, There Is Hope!
For Miracles do happen and Faith rejoices against theo'ry'logy(logic) and
profit(greed)!
Hope is there would be those who experience The Miracle that is "receiving a
love of The Truth" for they will "see" "The Light". (2Thes 2:10, John 8:12, 9:5)
And they will receive peace, in spite of the dis-ease(no-peace) that is of this
world, for they will clearly "see" that "The WHOLE world is under the control of
the evil one". (1John 5:19) And they will clearly "see" things as they are and
not as "imag"inative, world loving, humans would have others believe them to be,
for they will "see" The Light that is The Messiah....... francisco
i had no idea there were so many emotion punctuations in the old & new testament :)
NB,
How soon you have forgotten your Sunday School lessons:
Genesis 1:1-2
'In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the :) of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the :) of the waters.'
Genesis 32:30
'So Jacob called the place Peniel, saying, “It is because I saw God :) to :), and my life was preserved.â€'
Exodus 33:11
'And the Lord spake to Moses :) to :), as a man speaketh to his friend.'
Of course there are many others.
-- SCAM
So will NASA be charged with setting the solar system back to the way the Bible has it, with the earth in the middle and everything else revolving around it? How much is that going to cost?
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