Revealed: The Secrets of Science Fiction's Silliest Religion

The Daily Mail reports that Tom Cruise is reportedly furious over claims by Diana author Andrew Morton:

• Cruise is Xenu's number two earthling
• Daughter by Katie Holmes "conceived like Rosemary's Baby"
• Nicole Kidman "feared blackmail" over sex tapes made with Scientologists
• Scientologists "planted meadow of flowers for Tom and Nicole to run through"
• Cruise's next mission for Xenu is to recruit David Beckham

I can certainly see how the allegations of a flower meadow hoax might anger the Days of Thunder star.