The turn-out was huge and the store ran out of books. And your reporter was able to have the following EXCLUSIVE interview with Hughes:
SCAM: Looking good, champ.But the best part of the evening was one Tapout-adorned goofball telling another Tapout-adorned goofball the following as they left the store with their newly-signed books:
Hughes: Thanks.*
He needs a stronger handshake -- that was weak!I wonder how many of those books will even get their spines cracked, much less be read beyond the third chapter.
*Folks who think, "I don't need newspapers, I get my news from the internet!" should be aware that this is the type of journalism they can expect from a post-newspaper press.
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