EVEL KNIEVEL TO JUMP JUDICIAL HELLHOLE

"What good is law in the United States of America if five or six goddamn bimbos are going to rule against it?"

That is the question asked by daredevil Evel Knievel after a U.S. appeals court ruled that he cannot sue ESPN for publishing a photo of him with two women, one of whom was his wife, on its website above a caption reading "You're never too old to be a pimp."

The motorcycle rider alleged that the photo brought him and his wife "public disgrace and scandal." The term "pimp" was probably intended as a compliment, the court said. The court failed to address whether it was also a compliment for ESPN to imply that his wife is a whore.

They disregarded the goddamn law and they ought to be discharged, they ought to be ashamed of themselves. They ruled against the law. What good is law in the United States of America if five or six goddamn bimbos are going to rule against it?

Knievel intends to appeal.