SUSPICIOUS MINDS

From the Quad-City Times:

I had finished reading his book, “Dreams from My Father,” at my hotel room and probably should have been embarrassed to ask for his autograph. But I pull the book out of my purse and, holding it up as evidence, I say, “You wrote in here that Congress is ‘compliant and corrupt.’

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“What if you were right?” I ask.

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He pulls the lid off his pen and says, “I suspect it is.”