George W. Bush: Standing Tall

Via Daily Kos (via others):

"I don't want to say somebody is the winner or somebody is the loser tonight," said George P. Bush, the president's nephew, and he went on to set a fairly low bar for his uncle. "I think his main objective, apart from not falling on the ground on the stage, which he didn't do tonight, was to say, look, here are my positions, and talk directly to the voters."

Why didn't George III go ahead and point out that Dubya didn't pee his pants?