Tuesday, October 03, 2006

"Alright -- Now hit the showers"

"People are calling for Denny Hastert to step down and that is unfair. He is a former high school wrestling coach and what would he know about the sexual harassment of young boys. All he knows is: If you pull it, you ice it."
-- Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report

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